Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
“Give in to lust, give up to lust/ For heaven knows, we’ll soon be dust.” Morrissey knows what he’s talking about. Jump on the bandwagon and lose the clothes. Gather ye rosebuds, Aries, even in the dead of winter; they are there, and so you should gather them. Or gather ye roses, if you’re over thirty. Same diff.